I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun.

"But your best friend is still your best friend. Even from half a world away. Distance can’t sever that connection. Best friends are the kind of people who can survive anything. And when best friends see each other again, after being separated by half a world and more miles than you think you can bear, you pick up right where you left off. After all, that’s what best friends do."

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"Marry someone who can make you laugh in public and scream in bed."
Me giving my friend relationship device. (via dafunnyposts)

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virginwhoreofbabylon:

Iðunn keeps the golden apples that maintain the eternal youthfulness of the gods. Since the gods are not immortal, the apples are considered very precious.